Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Quote me as saying I was
mis-quoted.
Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done!
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
Women should be obscene and not heard.